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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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