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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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