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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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