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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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