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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺
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