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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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