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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Trotsky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯

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