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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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