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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rex eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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