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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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