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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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