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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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