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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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