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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Gus eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘

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