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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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