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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sparky eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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