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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Loki eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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