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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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