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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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