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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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