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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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