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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮
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