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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁
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