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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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