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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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