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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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