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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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