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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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