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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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