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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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