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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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