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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺

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