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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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