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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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