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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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