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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Alfie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗

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