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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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