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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Voldemort eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊

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