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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡
Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.