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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮

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