Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.