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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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