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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻

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