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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Akira eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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