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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Spock eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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