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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bob eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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