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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rex eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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