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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ginger eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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