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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖

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