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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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