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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯

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