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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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