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Pet death

My step-auntie Elizabeth had their beloved pet rabbit 🐰 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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