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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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