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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Stella eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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