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Pet death

My step-auntie Dorothy had their beloved pet canary 🦜 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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